I Own A Goblet

going-foresightseeing: crzee4art: myamelia: merthurareinlove: Look what just came up on my maths homework. IS IT’S BECAUSE IT GIVES ME FEELS?? FEELS of course OTP is right for… reasons

going-foresightseeing:

crzee4art:

myamelia:

merthurareinlove:

Look what just came up on my maths homework.

IS IT’S BECAUSE IT GIVES ME FEELS??

FEELS

of course OTP is right for… reasons

going-foresightseeing: the text says: “For a Prince Class to unlock his full potential his aspect must first be destroyed.” Based on a Tumblr theory which might prove to be true >o>

going-foresightseeing:

the text says: “For a Prince Class to unlock his full potential his aspect must first be destroyed.”

Based on a Tumblr theory which might prove to be true >o>

Weird dreams….

Augh. I had a really scary dream where I was in like, Durarara, and I was apparently part of the Dollars and this other gang asked me and my boyfriend to join but them, me being totally into the idea of joining a gang and not knowing I was in the Dollars, they got all pissed and were saying, “nah. Get outta here you doublecrossing bitch.” And at this point I had no idea what was going on. So it turns into the generic cliche of my boyfriend being like “how dare you not tell me you were in a gang. I hate you.” And escalated to legit fighting. So I apparently cut my hair so I couldn’t pull it out in frustration/arghness and there was another me who had super long hair and kept telling her gang to hunt me down. A lot of physical fights at a school at night, a lot of interventions by DRRR characters, and a lot of running later, it escalates to legit killing. I can’t even look. I just throw the knife and hope it hits. And weird games. And my boyfriend hated me. And eventually the rival gang catches me and as I panic because its my boyfriend that has me, I cry because he just will not recognize me. And thus I hate myself now, even though I’m awake.

I don’t know if this was a legit dream or one of those dreams when you’re near awake cuz I kept waking up throughout. But it scared me. I think it might be a side effect of the prozac…..

codpiece codpiece codpiece
CC: dude, the Grand Highblood has to have a codpiece that is like six feet in length
CC: and is rolled before him on little wheels
STAND ASIDE
RB: squeakasqueakasqueaka!
CC: the battering ram of the mirthful messiahs is about to be all up in your shit
CC: it would be decked with bells
and tassels
jingle jingle
wait wait
they'd have a man at the front with a red flag
CC: WIDE LOAD
RB: BEEP BEEP BEEP
LOOK OUT HE'S BACKING UP
CC: he is required by imperial law to emit warning beeps when backing up
also
one of the wheels always squeaks it is a religious thing
CC: ye holy squeaky castor of the grand highblood's upholstered wang
CC: upholstered AND EMBROIDERED
with pearls of greatest price
RB: ninja tittied pearl divers gather those things with their teeth
CC: fuck yeah
from the pearl gardens of the wang-adornment territory
the HOLY wang-adornment territory
CC: they have to pass by official subjugglators to approach the sacred waves
RB: I bet they get all kinds of catcalls, poor things.
CC: WOOP WOOP GOIN DIVIN FOR THE GHB PEARL NECKLACE
CC: YOU DIVE THAT SHIT GIRL
MMMHMMMMM
RB: HOW MANY OF THOSE CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
CC: ONLY THE GOOD ONES, MIND
RB: I want to kick this imaginary subjugglator in the crotch. XD
CC: it is a ritual kick
RB: They are a terrible person.
CC: they get assigned to that duty cause they fucked up somehow
"oh noes i have been assigned to ninjatitted pearl diver security detail, there go my shame globes"
"*honk*"
CC: this is the best headcanon
RB: IT IS
CC: someone needs to illustrate it
RB: Yeeeesss.
CC: like a perspective shot
of the ghb with his massive upholstered pearl-encrusted codpiece on its one silent and one squeaky wheel
so you can get the whole thing in frame

ghostlyterror:

ＤＥＳＴＲＯＹ ＴＨＥＭ ＷＩＴＨ ＬＡＺＥＲＳ！

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Beep me maybe

fritata:

nerf-car:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

I had to hear it in song form.

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OOC post: Stephen Fry on Depression
Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

(Source: anothergrey, via stef-shadows)

burrenbari:

kitty-tier:

outstrider:

captain-gumdrops:

captain-gumdrops:

angelickaiser:

captain-gumdrops:

kitty-tier:

Dave confesses his love for John. His heart will truly go on.

Dave / clerkenwellkid

John / captain-gumdrops

Bro films while Jake drives.

God this was absolutely magic.

HNNNNGH.

Keeping this on the top of my blog so all of my followers get the privelege to see this pure fucking gold nugget of goodness.

So I found this again.

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

THATS A LOT OF NOTES.

BUT IT’S BACK ON MY DASH WHOOPS

omg cuties

(Source: windytierleader, via broadway-aradia)

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